Hey Macho! Stay Away from My Girl!

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There is this macho cat, quite a rascal, that came around to my home at about the same time when I was getting acquainted with my Girl.

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He thick skin-thick skin invited himself to the food.

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Don’t be fooled by that innocent look.
He is not shy at all when helping himself to the food that I put out for my Girl and her companion (will talk about this other guy in another post).

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He is not friendly. He won’t run away when he sees me, but will bolt when I try to get friendly.

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Of late he has been approaching my Girl.

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She is not interested and is in fact fearful of him. I caught him approaching her outside a few times and she retreats and hides behind the flower pot.


In fact he attacked her a few times. Two occasions when I was  at home, I heard loud yowls and something being smashed against my grill door. I quickly ran out to find my Girl cowering and the aggressor attempting to approach. I shouted and chased after him. If I could beat him up, I would. Sorry.

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He must be very virile judging from his sizeable ding dongs hee..hee.. I don’t like this guy. So I shoo him off whenever he comes to my territory.

Go away boy! Don’t mess with my girl! Do I sound like an over protective mother of a teenage girl? hah…hah….

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